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05 December 2010 @ 01:13 am
I'M FUCKING BUYING A PS2 FOR THIS  

Because the MGS3 walkthroughs I have obsessively watched never have all of these beautiful convos. (I have lots of favourites but can't be arsed to hunt down and transcribe them all from scratch now, so here are the ones I stole from the ever-so-convenient tumblr.)


“Snake, listen to yourself. This is a mission. It’s not a game; it’s not a sport. You think you’re competing for the gold at Tokyo or something?”
--ZERO SHATTERING YOUR ILLUSIONS



So, where the hell do you get this:

Snake: Amazing the kind of machines that are available now...
Para-Medic: But this machine has not been made public. It was designed by a scientist at the CIA's Directorate of Science and Technology.
Snake: What kind of person was he?
Para-Medic: The person who designed it?
Snake: Yeah.
Para-Medic: I heard he was pretty strange.
Snake: Stranger than the Major?
Para-Medic: There's nothing strange about the Major.
Major Zero Tom: My tea is gone! Who drank it!? How am I supposed to have teatime without tea!?
Para-Medic: Well, not too strange, at least.
Snake: ...
Major Tom: Hey, my scones are gone, too!!



This one is so damn cute:

Major Zero Tom: Snake, do you see any tufts of grass?
Snake: Yeah.
Major Tom: What kind of grass?
Snake: Just ordinary grass. Nothing special...
Major Tom: You should check it anyhow.
Snake: ...It's pretty thick grass. About waist-high.
Major Tom: If you crawl into the grass, you can advance undercover. [blah blah description of how to do this in the game; we'll miss you, fourth wall] This allows you to observe things without blowing your cover. Got it?
Snake: Yeah, but...
Major Tom: But what?
Snake: Was that the only reason?
Major Tom: What do you mean?
Snake: You had me check it just to tell me that?
Major Tom: That's right.
Snake: ...
Major Tom: Pretty useful huh?
Snake: ...Right.
Major Tom: Shall we carry on?
Snake: By all means.


Since when does BB say "by all means"? Adopting your SO's pet phrases, are we. (Note: Your call whether SO means "superior officer" or "significant other". Or both, bwahaha.)



AND HERE I JUST HAVE NO WORDS:

Snake: Yeah. When I do my business, I bury it good.
Major Zero Tom: What!?
Snake: What's wrong?
Major Tom: That's the American way?
Snake: American way for what?
Major Tom: To handle defecation. You're going to BURY it?
Snake: Yeah.
Major Tom: Bring it home with you.
Snake: What?
Major Tom: That's what we did in the SAS.
Snake: ...


And you know that when I shut up, things are dire. The SAS was one fun organization. I can see the point of writing secret documents in jizz, but this is just

...Wait a sec, why are they talking about "defecation" anyway?

ZERO YOU TROLL

 
 
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Sledslamduncan21 on December 5th, 2010 12:55 am (UTC)
Those are some EPIC CONVERSATIONS. >8D

I can just imagine Major Zero flailing blindly for his tea and scones. XD And ohmygosh at "bring it home with you". O___O grodyyy XD
See you later, instigator: Big Boss/Kaz - pride paradeoudeteron on December 5th, 2010 01:36 am (UTC)
SERIOUSLY.

Me too, that's the thing. Come to pchat so we can draw this! XD As for the "bringing home" thing...I don't even wanna know.
Sledslamduncan21 on December 5th, 2010 02:12 am (UTC)
i-i will be on pchat as soon as my exams are done ;A;

school is killing me

AND THEN AND THEN ZERO!FLAIL DRAWINGNESS
See you later, instigator: Big Boss/Kaz - pride paradeoudeteron on December 5th, 2010 02:31 am (UTC)
Aw it's okay, I'm just looking forward to running into you again!

AWW YEAH
✩ Lex: → sexy librarian always workssparkism on December 5th, 2010 05:18 am (UTC)
I got the tea and scones one before, ahahaha. I can't remember what triggered it though, pfft. I did NOT get that last one, however, wtf guysss. xD
See you later, instigator: Volgin - X-mas come early!oudeteron on December 5th, 2010 10:19 am (UTC)
Aww well, when I have the chance I shall attempt to find out. As for the last convo, I WOULD SERIOUSLY LIKE TO KNOW. It might've been related to the whole "do not leave traces of your presence" thing, but still. XD
✩ Lex: → curiouser and curiousersparkism on December 5th, 2010 08:42 pm (UTC)
My one friend might know, she's like, my encyclopedia of all inane MGS knowledge. I'll ask her about all of them, actually, since I am still LOLing at the last one slkdjfskjdf why.
See you later, instigator: Caution Sparta (by: SOURCE WANTED)oudeteron on December 6th, 2010 05:58 pm (UTC)
Do eeet. AND IT WOULD BE DISTURBING IF YOU DIDN'T LOL.
✩ Lex: → like a bosssparkism on December 6th, 2010 06:02 pm (UTC)
OKAY I did and she totally failed me. ALAS. /sobs
she thinks the first one miiight be before you meet Sigint, but I don't believe her since she's a failure now. pfft idk only solution is to just call people on the codec ALL THE TIME?
See you later, instigator: Gellert - all wrongoudeteron on December 6th, 2010 06:12 pm (UTC)
I guess this just falls into "knowledge so specific no one actually keeps it in their head" with the placement and so on. I mean, I remember lots of useless trivia but somehow it's not the same as remembering step-by-step? WELL EITHER WAY, these seem to be from the Virtuous Mission if he's going by "Major Tom" in them all. Which...may not be entirely reliable, but seems the only lead.
✩ Lex: → classy facepalmsparkism on December 6th, 2010 06:20 pm (UTC)
Which is sad because that's pretty much the only kind of knowledge I ever have in my head. What a paradox.
THIS IS POSSIBLE. Just dick around the whole time during the Virtuous Mission and see if they yell at you.
See you later, instigator: Kaz Miller - excitement!oudeteron on December 6th, 2010 06:28 pm (UTC)
Knowledge paradox. Maybe it's there and you just need to try hypnosis! XD
BUT BUT I STILL NEED TO GET MY OWN PS2 TO PLAY IT FIRSTHAND ;_;
✩ Lex: → something on your mind?sparkism on December 6th, 2010 06:32 pm (UTC)
I dunno, hypnosis can be kind iffy. Don't want to rip any holes in the space-time continuum.
OH YEAH. ;3; *mentally tries to send you a PS2*
See you later, instigator: Psycho Mantis - read your mindoudeteron on December 7th, 2010 06:46 pm (UTC)
Why not, it could be just like busting the fourth wall! XD
SADNESS. *see, now a hole in the time-space continuum would be handy*
✩ Lex: → welcome to the internetsparkism on December 7th, 2010 10:02 pm (UTC)
But then I'd probably go crazyyyyy!
): ♥ *yeah but what are the chances it'd actually get to you*
Cherry: Vanillecherrytruck on December 5th, 2010 01:14 pm (UTC)
2 GUYS 1 CUP
See you later, instigator: Caution Sparta (by: SOURCE WANTED)oudeteron on December 5th, 2010 04:14 pm (UTC)
ONLY IF YOU DRAW IT
Cherry: Kaznicecherrytruck on December 6th, 2010 12:48 pm (UTC)
Oh geez. Do you really want me to do that? XD
See you later, instigator: Cobra Days - happy little songoudeteron on December 6th, 2010 05:59 pm (UTC)
Why pass up on such an easy opportunity to traumatize you now that Mantis porn doesn't do the trick? XD
Cherry: Vanillecherrytruck on December 6th, 2010 07:08 pm (UTC)
I'm not sure I'm going to be the one who gets traumatized here...

But all right, whatever you say! xD
See you later, instigator: Adrian - Veidt Securityoudeteron on December 7th, 2010 06:50 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I'm slowly starting to regret it.

FFFFFFFF XD
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See you later, instigator: Gigaville - ultimate expressionoudeteron on December 5th, 2010 04:25 pm (UTC)
YOUR CUE TO GO DERPING AROUND IN MGS3 JUST TO ANNOY YOUR RADIO CONTACTS

Yes, that's reassuring to know, especially next to the overexposure of peeing in this series. (But I still gotta wonder why it's suddenly a Conversation Topic; geez they really keep no secrets from each other. XD)