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07 August 2010 @ 05:43 pm
THE ROUND-UP OF AWESOME  

It might be high time I explained what's happened to all the fics I'd been posting or meaning to post right about now. Short answer: THIS HAPPENED. And has been going on ever since.

Long answer: since I've written a lot on that meme already, it might be a good idea to do a sort of round-up post. Behold, an assortment of my fics. (Yes, in capslock because that's the community rule, but I promise they're all readable. No gigantic walls o'text!) Most of them are pretty quick reads as well, so there's little time lost if you experiment. XD

So, without further ado...

Prompts I Have Filled


Title: Direct Torture, Indirect Love
Pairing: Strangelove/The Boss by proxy, mentions of others
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Strangelove's interrogation of Big Boss takes a not-so-surprising turn.
Notes: For moonlitsiren's prompt of the torture scene in Peace Walker taken to new (and sexy) levels.


Title: Master of Disguise
Pairing: Liquid dressed as Master Miller/Solid Snake
Rating: PG-13
Summary: While sneaking into the facility at Shadow Moses Island, Snake encounters someone he thought he'd never see again.
Notes: For cherrytruck's prompt of Snake/LiquidDressedAsMasterMiller, in a "foxhole".
Warnings: Beware the CRACK.


Title: Rivalry, Interrupted
Pairing: Ocelot/Psycho Mantis
Rating: R-ish
Summary: Mantis pays a visit to Ocelot's mind looking for answers, but instead finds himself subject to a round of research of Ocelot's own devising. Hands-on.
Notes: For plus5pencil's long-ass Mantis porn request (ILU too). Based on both MGS canon and the Last Days of FOXHOUND webcomic.
Warnings: Non-con, mindfuckery.


Title: Human Error
Pairing: Strangelove/The Boss (Peace Walker AI)
Rating: PG
Summary: After conducting yet another frustrating test, Strangelove is comforted by the person she had considered lost.
Notes: For plus5pencil's prompt of Strangelove finds an outlet for her (presumably unrequited) love for The Boss.


Title: Mantis Would Be Proud
Rating: PG
Summary: The MGS cast busts the fourth wall in style when Huey's cutting-edge technology warps the time and space continuum, leading him straight to capslock_mgs.
Notes: For cherrytruck's prompt of MGS characters look through our pchat caps and kink meme and well, I'd take it their reaction isn't a pleasant one...
Warnings: Delicious insanity and inside jokes.


Title: Like a Boss
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Feeling a little lonely in his old age, Big Boss takes a stab at some harmless fun. Little does he know that his actions will always come with consequences.
Notes: For cherrytruck's prompt of Big Boss gets lonely and calls a sex line (like a boss!). Bonus points if Big Boss awkwardly chooses the gay option to talk to a man. Super bonus points if the man on the other end of the line is somebody Big Boss knows in person. Super mega bonus points if they actually arrange to meet up and super awkward stuff occurs when they find out who they were talking to on the phone.
Warnings: Er... crack that could make an eerie kind of sense?


Title: Morale Drop
Pairing: Big Boss/Kaz heavily implied
Rating: R
Summary: Kaz attempts to relieve the mind through the body.
Notes: For cherrytruck's prompt of Kaz/vibrator, lots of description of Kaz's face and body, bonus if he gets upset at the end. (Needless to say, I didn't manage to confine the emotional turmoil to the end only. XD)
Warnings: For those still making their way through Peace Walker, this may contain spoilers.

[ETA: I've reposted all these and more fics in regular non-capslocky format since, so refer to those posts if you'd like to read them rather than the meme links: here and here.]



Prompts Others Filled for Me


VERY HOT ART for Iroquois Pliskin/Vamp, with special attention paid to Snake's Pliskin's MGS2 suit. Worksafe. By Ezio I mean, nohaijiachi. <3


Hilarious Fic & Art by cherrytruck for Strangelove/Huey, pegging, "Just pretend you're her." (The sexytimes didn't happen in the end, but the rest of the fic more than makes up for it.) High crack content here, obviously.


Cute Art & Hot Art for Big Boss/Kaz, future curry, "But how will it taste?" by the lovely cherrytruck.


Art: Looking Down and Whispering "No" by plus5pencil for Mantis/Rorschach, worst sex ever. In the end they got literally fucked over by Rule 34, Mantis broke the fourth wall in the process, and they both remained so in character despite the situation that it's brilliant. I mean, in context of it being character trolling.
[Warning for this being non-consensual on both sides - the "outside forces made them do it" sort.]

GENIUS PIECE OF ART for when I discovered a certain canon fact and went on to request Kaz/Ocelot, with Zero filming them for his homemade porn stash. Probably not worksafe. A collab by the epic duo of cherrytruck and nohaijiachi.


BEAUTIFUL, totally spoiler-free illustration of my 'Morale Drop' fic by nohaijiachi. (Well, unless you count what Kaz is doing in that moment as a spoiler for the fic. XD) Thank you again for this!


Lovely, haughty-looking art by cherrytruck for Kaz as Dorian Gray. Because, you know, he doesn't visibly age until he drops dead. As a little bonus, there is also a trolled version of the portrait.


That should be all - so far. At your service. :D

 
 
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V.aurora_84 on August 7th, 2010 04:41 pm (UTC)
THAT IS A LOT OF CAPSLOCK!!

(Strangely enough, I've never been a member of CAPS LOCK comm, even though my love for CAPS is well-known.)
See you later, instigator: Johnny Weir - heat upoudeteron on August 7th, 2010 06:36 pm (UTC)
YOU KNOW WHAT'S INTERESTING, THOUGH? HOW YOU CAN EVEN WRITE SERIOUSLY IN CAPSLOCK. WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT.

(Well, I think it depends on whether or not your fandom has a capslock comm. Capslock should still be relevant to interests. XD)
V.aurora_84 on August 8th, 2010 01:55 pm (UTC)
IT TAKES SKILL TO DO THAT, YO. SKILL AND PRACTICE.

(Hmm, I don't think any of my fandom have had capslock comms. ONTD-spinoff, yes, but not so much with the caps lock. Being in a fandom with a caps lock comm just got put on my fannish to-do list.)
See you later, instigator: Big Boss/Kaz - pride paradeoudeteron on August 8th, 2010 04:44 pm (UTC)
IT WOULD SEEM SO!

Maybe try for fandoms that don't have their own ontd-comms? Or, you know, I could sway you into this one. XD
Alice in Slaughterhouse: popsicklesmijeli on August 7th, 2010 07:10 pm (UTC)
AND IT'S ALL IN CAPSLOCK HOW CAN YOU BEAR IT

AND WHAT IF SOMEONE WHISPERS

WHAT DO YOU DO THEN




Q____Q
See you later, instigator: Daisuke & Mao Asada - winners are weoudeteron on August 7th, 2010 07:22 pm (UTC)
WELL, WHAT CAN I DO IF IT'S A CAPSLOCK COMM

MAYBE IF YOU READ ONE OF THESE YOU WOULD ~UNDERSTAND

ALSO SETTING UP CONTEXT FOR WHISPERING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE FONT YOU TYPE IT IN


<3
Alice in Slaughterhouse: fandom hellmijeli on August 7th, 2010 07:25 pm (UTC)
SETTING UP CONTEXT FOR WHISPERING IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE FONT YOU TYPE IT IN

THAT IS A LIE! GOOD WRITING IS ALL ABOUT THE FONT AND YOU KNOW IT


AND I CAN'T READ ANYTHING ON THAT COMM BECAUSE CAPSLOCK MAKES ME BLIND


<33
See you later, instigator: Metal Gear Laws - Governmentoudeteron on August 7th, 2010 07:27 pm (UTC)
WELL, NEXT TIME I'LL WRITE IN HIEROGLYPHICS TO PROVE YOUR POINT

YOU SHOULD GIVE IT A SHOT. DON'T YOU TRUST ME?

OR YOU KNOW, NEVER MIND MY WRITING AND CHECK OUT THE ARTZ. UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE


<333
Alice in Slaughterhouse: mugatu crazy pillsmijeli on August 7th, 2010 07:33 pm (UTC)
I'M SO COMING BACK TO THIS, FEAR ME

I REALLY WOULD BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE CHARACTERS - WHO ARE THE MOST AWESOME YOU'VE WRITTEN? AND I'LL GO READ THE HELL OUT OF THEM

I TRUST YOU BUT CAPSLOCK IS A TRICKY BITCH

I KINDA LIKE THIS ONE: http://community.livejournal.com/capslock_mgs/430082.html?thread=7117314#t7117314
See you later, instigator: Psycho Mantis - read your mindoudeteron on August 7th, 2010 08:00 pm (UTC)
I DON'T FEAR, I ANTICIPATE

GAH, THESE CHARACTERS ARE ALL AWESOME! BUT HEY, I'LL GIVE YOU A FUNNY TIP AND A SERIOUS TIP OF MINE SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW SOME OF THEM BETTER. XD

THAT MUCH I CANNOT ARGUE WITH

AND THAT'S VERY COOL YOU LIKE THAT ONE - FOURTH WALL BREAKING FOR THE WIN! CHE IS A GENIUS IN THAT RESPECT. XD
Alice in Slaughterhouse: brain diesmijeli on August 7th, 2010 09:15 pm (UTC)
HAHA OK IT'S REALLY KINDA AWKWARD TO READ FANFIC OF COMPLETELY UNFAMILIAR CHARACTERS XD BUT I LIKED THE FIRST ONE! (HAVEN'T READ THE SECOND ONE YET) IT WAS FUN, AND I MEAN I ALREADY KNEW WHAT A FINE WRITER YOU ARE SO THERE'S NO POINT IN COMPLIMENTING YOU ON PACING AND DIALOGUE WIT AND ALL THAT FANCY CRAP. RIGHT?

WHAT I WANTED TO ADD IS, HOW MUCH I LOVE FANDOM. BECAUSE IT WRITES STUFF LIKE THIS:

THIS WAS JUST...AWKWARD, FUNNY AND SEXY AT THE SAME TIME. BRILLIANTLY WRITTEN. YOU SHOULD LIKE GO AND BE AN AUTHOR AND MAKE LOTS OF MONEY OR SOMETHING. BECAUSE SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE A BRILLIANT AUTHOR!

[INSERT PICTURE OF SOMEBODY JIZZING HERE]



UM. LOL <33333
See you later, instigator: Kaz Miller - excitement!oudeteron on August 7th, 2010 09:33 pm (UTC)
I GUESS SO, WHICH IS WHY I'M SUPER PSYCHED THAT YOU GAVE IT A SHOT! GLAD YOU LIKED IT, EVEN. AND I'M SO HAPPY THAT YOU AS MUCH AS THOUGHT OF COMPLIMENTING ME ON THESE THINGS. JUST KNOWING THAT WARMS MY HEART WITH, LIKE, SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS. CRYPTIC METAPHOR.

OH YEAH, THAT REVIEW! CHE ALWAYS KNOWS HOW TO BOOST MY MORALE. <3
Alice in Slaughterhouse: facepalmmijeli on August 7th, 2010 09:53 pm (UTC)
YEAH OK SO I REALLY REALLY LIKED THAT SECOND FIC (EVEN THOUGH I'LL ADMIT THE CAPSLOCK MAKES IT SOO BOTHERSOME TO READ AND I THINK SOME EFFECT GETS LOST- BUT WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT IT) IT WAS REALLY MYSTERIOUS, TO ME AT LEAST, AND QUITE SAD THOUGH I COULDN'T TELL WHY.
AND I WANT TO BE A MODERN HERMIT TOO~

WHAT'S WARM ABOUT RAINBOWS YOU TELL ME
THEY ARE COLD PIGMENT WATER DROPLET STUFF. NO?!

I'M ENJOYING THIS CONVERSATION
THOUGH YOUR ICON DOES DAZZLE ME A FAIR BIT
See you later, instigator: Kaz Miller - excitement!oudeteron on August 8th, 2010 12:54 pm (UTC)
THANK YOU!! I'M GLAD IT WAS READABLE EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE NOT IN THE FANDOM TO BEGIN WITH. AND OH WELL, I PREFER LOSERCASE MOST OF THE TIME MYSELF, BUT WHO AM I TO GO AGAINST COMM RULES. XD
ALL THE COOL FOLKS ARE DOING IT~

THEY'RE METAPHORICAL RAINBOWS. OR RAINBOWS MADE WITH WARM WATER, I DON'T KNOW

MWAHAHA, THIS ICON IS TRYING TO DAZZLE YOU INTO MGS. THIS IS OUR CANON.
Alice in Slaughterhouse: ravenclaw awesomemijeli on August 8th, 2010 09:28 pm (UTC)
IS LOSERCASE THE OPPOSITE OF CAPSLOCK? I ARE NOT FAMILIAR WITH TEH TERMS YOU KNOW; I FIRST THOUGHT THIS MEANT THE CHARACTER IS A LOSER. WHICH HAS A DOUBLE MEANING TOO. OH WELL NEVER MIND

ALL THE COOL FOLKS? WHO ARE THEY? CAN I JOIN

RAINBOWS MADE WITH WARM WATER I'M BUYING THAT IT'S PRETTY COOL IF I THINK ABOUT IT

WHAT IS OUR CANON
IS THAT A GIRL RIGHT? DON'T TELL ME THIS IS A GUY PLEASE
See you later, instigator: Kaz Miller - peaceoudeteron on August 8th, 2010 09:46 pm (UTC)
YEP, A NONE-TOO-FLATTERING TERM FOR LOWERCASE. XD I DON'T DO LOSER CHARACTERS! UNLESS THE LOSERDOM IS PART OF THEIR APPEAL. THINK SNAPE.

THEY LIVE ON AN ASTRAL PLANE, CLEARLY

IS THAT POSSIBLE? IT SHOULD BE POSSIBLE. RIGHT NOW I'D REALLY LIKE TO SEE ONE.

IT'S THE GUY IN MY ICON! I THOUGHT THAT MUCH WAS OBVIOUS. AND THIS IS ONE OF THE MANY POSES HE STRIKES WHEN HE'S DATING HIS COMMANDER/BUSINESS PARTNER. WANT PICTORIAL EVIDENCE? THERE IS PLENTY. :P
Alice in Slaughterhouse: hanselmijeli on August 9th, 2010 04:38 pm (UTC)
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T DO LOSERCHARACTERS! THEY ARE PART OF THIS WORLD, TOO!! *SHAKES FIST*
AND ANYWAY YEAH, I GUESS THE ONES I'M TALKING ABOUT ARE THE SNAPE-ONES; THE ONES WHOSE APPEAL LIES THEREIN. IF THERE WAS NOT A CERTAIN APPEAL TO WHATEVER EXTREME THEY ARE, WHY WOULD WE EVEN WRITE ABOUT THEM? OH I WORSHIP THE EXTREME.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A RAINBOW MADE OF WARM WATER?! I'M F-ING SURE IT'S POSSIBLE. YOU INVENTED IT, REMEMBER?

WAT BUT THAT'S A BLATANTLY HOMOSEXUAL GUY IN YOUR ICON, THEN! AND I DO LIKE TEH SLASH, BUT IT HAS TO BE SUBTLE AND NOT BLATANT ;D

BUT...
...
PICTORIAL EVIDENCE?! FUCK YES!!!
See you later, instigator: Big Boss/Kaz - pride paradeoudeteron on August 9th, 2010 05:12 pm (UTC)
OH YES, THOSE LOSERCHARACTERS. I AM MORE THAN OKAY WITH THEM. IT'S JUST THAT WHEN I HEAR "LOSER" MY MIND DEFAULTS TO "BORING", AND THEN I HAVE TO REMEMBER ABOUT THE OTHER KINDS OF WHAT'S CONSIDERED LOSERDOM.

ALL RIGHT, THEN! I SUMMON THEE, RAINBOW MADE WITH WARM WATER! XD

HE'S MORE LIKE BLATANTLY EVERYONE-SEXUAL, BUT THERE'S LITTLE DOUBT OF THE PLACE HIS BOSS HOLDS IN HIS HEART. AND THEY HAVE SUBTLE MOMENTS TOO, YOU KNOW. ACTUALLY, THE ENTIRE MGS SERIES IS SATURATED IN SUBTLE GAYNESS. AND THAT'S ONLY PART OF ITS AWESOME. <3

YOU KNOW WHAT, I'LL JUST GIVE YOU VIDEO EVIDENCE OF THE ACTUAL GAMEPLAY. SINCE THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY PICS FLOATING AROUND. (THOUGH I CAN STILL PROVIDE THOSE AS WELL IF YOU WANT.)
Melmo: Azula losing itmustntgetmy on August 8th, 2010 12:10 am (UTC)
Wow...

Your kink meme pwned the hell out of the kink meme I was in. Wow.
See you later, instigator: Ocelot - morning comesoudeteron on August 8th, 2010 12:56 pm (UTC)
That is an awesome compliment!

And I do think it's thanks to not being anon. Makes you that much more keen to show off participate. Plus, you know who you're going to make happy when you post, which is good motivation too.
Melmo: Madzakumustntgetmy on August 8th, 2010 11:52 pm (UTC)
:D

All the more reason not to be anonymous in a kink meme!
See you later, instigator: Oscar Wildeoudeteron on August 10th, 2010 11:38 pm (UTC)
True facts - be notorious!
Cherry: Kaz Eyescherrytruck on August 23rd, 2010 04:52 pm (UTC)
EEEE
MORALE DROP MADE MY MORALE GO UP

AND YOU'RE ACTUALLY DISPLAYING MY WORKS ON YOUR LJ PAGE? 8'D
I SHED A HAPPY MANRY TEAR ♥♥♥
See you later, instigator: Velvet Goldmine - Smokeoudeteron on August 25th, 2010 10:35 am (UTC)
Re: EEEE
WHAT IRONY... XD

OF COURSE I AM, THEY DESERVE TO BE SHOWN OFF! LET ME HAND YOU A MANRY HANDKERCHIEF. ♥